"There are 50 ways to leave a lover but only eight ways to leave this aircraft."
"Pull that designer oxygen mask over your head."
"If you are seated next to a child or someone acting like a child, put on your own mask first, before helping others."
"If you smoke on this flight, we will make you walk the wing and you will be our feature in 'Gone with the Wind'."
Thank you, Alaska Airlines!
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